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==Quotes==

===Regular===

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At the Luau

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{{quote|Wow... you don't get hot pepper chutney like this in the big city...}}

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Feast of the Moonlight Jellies

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{{quote|The jellies were here a year ago, and they'll be back a year from now... Nature is amazing.}}

When given the Mermaid's Pendant

{{quote|...!!! I accept!! ... I'll set everything up. We'll have the ceremony in 3 days, okay?}}

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After given a Mermaid's Pendant, before marriage, in the saloon

{{quote|<player name>... My head's spinning, and I haven't even had a beer yet.}}

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===When in love / Living on the farm=== {{quote|Hey, <spouse name>. You were sleeping like a baby so I slipped out of bed and went for a morning walk around the farm. Everything looks fine.}}

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===When in love / Living on the farm===

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{{quote|Hey, <spouse name>. You were sleeping like a baby so I slipped out of bed and went for a morning walk around the farm. Everything looks fine.}}

{{quote|I may keep to myself a lot, and I may seem unhappy sometimes... but I do appreciate all the work you do. I'm a lucky guy.}}

{{quote|<spouse name>? I just want to say that I appreciate all the hard work you do for our household.}}

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{{quote|I spent the morning repairing a few of the fences. They should be as good as new.}}

{{quote|I got up early and fed all the farm animals. I hope that makes your job a little easier today. I also filled <pet's name> water bowl.}}

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{{quote|I didn't sleep well last night so I'm hoping this fresh air will help get the juices flowing. What juices, you ask? Heh... you're weird.}}

{{quote|Why don't you tell me about your day when we're in bed tonight? I'm kind of busy right now...}}

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{{quote|<spouse name>, ~~Should~~ I do something useful today?... or just nap forever?}}

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{{quote|<spouse name>, should I do something useful today?... or just nap forever?}}

{{quote|There's a wide, wide world out there... but I'd rather stay in my room.}}

{{quote|Ooohh... my tongue is swollen from eating too many pepper poppers.}}

{{quote|Buh... sometimes life feels like a slow, gray blur... know what I mean?}}

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{{quote|Hmm, what's on my agenda for today? I think I see some spicy pretzel snacks and a couple of 'cold boys' on the horizon.}}

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{{quote|Sometimes I stop and realize that I'm nothing more than a bag of juicy, squishy flesh. But hey... that's just fine... what's life, anyway?}}

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{{quote|*Sniff*... *sniff*... mmm... what's that wonderful fragrance you're wearing? Eau de pepperoni?}}

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{{quote|The name 'Shane' means 'Gift from Yoba'... What a joke.}}

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{{quote|Ah...life on the farm sure beats working at Joja. That place was disgusting. You thought it was depressing out front? Kid, you should see the backroom...}}

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{{quote|I just got off the phone with Jas and Marnie. They seem to be having a pretty good time without me.}}

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{{quote|I don't really feel like doing work today. Maybe I'll see what's on TV.}}

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{{quote|Hi, <spouse name>. I'll just hang out in here today and uh... maybe sweep the floor a little bit or something.}}

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{{quote|I hope Jas and Marnie are doing alright without me. I'm not too worried... Jas is old enough now to take care of the animals on her own.}}

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{{quote|Are we doing okay on money? I don't want to have to go back to working at Joja.}}

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{{quote|I'm in a great mood today... The Tunnelers won big last night.}}

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{{quote|You know what? I think I've lost some weight since moving in with you.}}

When giving spouse food

{{quote|Hey. Take this [omelet]... I put a bit too much in the microwave. Sorry if it's squishy.}}

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{{quote|Ughh... *gurgle*... I feel a little bloated... oof... too much Joja all-purpose dipping sauce.}}

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{{quote|If... If only... ah, I was just thinking back on the glory days, when I played gridball on the varsity team. Now I'm old and weak, though...}}

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{{quote|I spent all day watching TV and now my legs feel like soft dough. Guess I'll have to take it easy until tomorrow.}}

On a rainy day

{{quote|I guess... if I had some pants I might've gone outside today... but, nah.}}

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{{quote|Sorry if I'm sweaty... That was quite a walk... Buh, I'm out of shape.}}

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Day before the Luau

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{{quote|I might fast until the luau tomorrow. I need the ol' bag to be empty so I can fill it with piping hot soup.}}

After marriage, before the Stardew Valley Fair

{{quote|I'll be helping Marnie with the animals at tomorrow's fair, like usual. You should just kick back and have some fun.}}

After marriage, day before the Spirit's Eve Festival

{{quote|Should we go to the Spirit's Eve festival tomorrow night?}}

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Shopping at Pierre's

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{{quote|Hmm... I have to say, JojaMart has a much better selection of frozen dinners.}}

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In the summer

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{{quote|I like seeing all the tropical plants this time of year. The valley gets so lush.}}

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{{quote|It's summer... that means the house is full of flies. Don't worry, I'll take care of them.}}

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{{quote|What are your plans for the fall? I'm going to try and incorporate more wine into my diet.}}

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In the fall

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{{quote|Hmm... I might have to buy a few cases of pumpkin ale to celebrate the season...}}

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{{quote|Winter's just around the corner. We need to double check the heating system, turn off the valves, and check all the insulation in the house. Don't worry, I'll take care of it all.}}

On the 1st of Winter

{{quote|Any big plans this winter? I'll probably end up watching a lot of TV and just hanging out around the house.}}

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