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That would explain why they only surface at night to take what they need from our houses...
That would explain why they only surface at night to take what they need from our houses...
-M. Jasper
-M. Jasper
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|Highlights From The Book of Yoba
|Before time there was only the endless golden light.
The light called out to itself...'Yoba'.
Yoba wanted more.
Yoba swirled the golden light into a vortex. Yoba swirled and swirled until a hole formed in the eye of the vortex.
From this hold sprung a seed.
Yoba smoothed the golden light.
Yoba smoothed and smoothed, and the light became soil.
Into this soil, Yoba planted the seed.
The seed sprouted, and behold! A vine sprung skyward, twisting and probing, casting a writhing shadow onto the golden void.
After 11 days, the vine bore fruit.
Yoba, with knowing wisdom, peeled the tough skin off the fruit and saw that the world was inside.
And so hat is how the world came to be.
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|Marriage Guide for Farmers
|Before you ask someone to marry you, you'll have to date them for a while first (Ask someone to date you with a bouquet from Pierre's).
When you're ready to pop the big question, you'll need to give them a 'Mermaid's Pendant'. Everyone knows what it means when you present them with one of those.
It's rumored that on stormy days, the ghost of an old mariner appears in Stardew Valley, clutching just such a pendant.
After the wedding ceremony, your partner will move in with you. Remember to treat your spouse well...
They still like gifts even after marriage!
(Paid fore by Pierre)
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